Good Goon Guide

‘However I did pay $2 for a tiny can and for that price I’d rather not taste watered down Dr Pepper.’

Rars and Sars (with Stanley Chardonnay) | Goon Mixer Recipe

‘we liked the two mixes on their own and because we had come up with the name Rars and Sars which we liked a lot.’

‘Riding a horse is like dancing, you gotta feel the rhythm and move with it’

‘most likely what he was drinking in that scene of Con-Air when he leaves the bar and murders that guy.’

‘The cask tasted good, like goon, but not strong goon and smelt sweet, like white wine.’

‘At $3 a bottle it left me a bit light in the wallet, but let me tell you, it was well worth it’

‘As soon as I had taken the little metal clasp off the top, the cork shot out passed my head and dented the roof’

‘The colour was a pale yellow, almost like urine passed through somebody who doesn’t drink very much water.’

‘The wine comes in a massive 5 litre cask which will impress even the most hesitant member of the opposite sex at any party or social gathering.’

‘don’t count out any wine if it’s cheap or free.’