Goon Infused Watermelon Recipe
Goon Watermelon. Genius.
All you need to make this dream a reality is a watermelon, a funnel and a cask of your favourite goon (I know you probably have a lot of favourites, so if it’s too hard to choose just pick one randomly).
Step 1: Cut a circular hole in the watermelon.
Step 2: Insert funnel – If you don’t have a funnel lying around just cut the top off an empty soft drink bottle.
Step 3: Pour in goon to fill. The goon will slowly go down as it works its way through the watermelon, when this happens keep topping it up until it is impossible to fit anymore.
Step 4: Refrigerate… Or not, it’s up to you.
Step 5: You’ve done it. Good work kid! I’m proud.
Upon taking the watermelon out of the fridge it was impossible to hold back my excitement. I knew I was holding something of great importance, like holding a new born baby for the first time and you better believe I treated it as such. Cradling the head, I laid it down softly. Making sure he was all ready to be cut up.
We sliced the watermelon completely in half, then cut it up inside the two half shells. A more beautiful sight I have never seen.
The watermelon tasted as good as it looked. The flavour of the goon was almost completely masked by the melon. You only got a hint of it at the end of every bite, but even that had a nice taste. We ended up pouring even more goon into the two halves because… why not? It was amazing.
Two were made, one with white wine and one with red. They both tasted great. Personally I liked the red, but out of the many people that tried some their preferences were probably a 50-50 split.
Overall the Goon Watermelon is a must try. Essential for parties. You don’t have to tell people it is goon. I mean you should, you should be proud of that fact.