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Goon Macaroni and Cheese | Goon Wine Food Pairing

Goon Macaroni and Cheese | Goon Wine Food Pairing

 

Looking to pair some food with your goon wine? Well Why not have the goon IN THE FOOD!

 

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Do you like Kraft Easy Mac? Does this Yahoo Answers post by Smile sound like you?

 

I thought I should try it cause everyone else likes it and the ads look really good..
but to be honest it tastes awful, I feel like throwing up. The powder cheese smells and tastes like vomit. I made it exactly as it says so no I didn;t make it wrong.
I don’t understand why people like it so much? :s

 

Nobody likes it, it’s just a part of life. How much do you enjoy breathing? Bet you’ve never thought about it and blinking? Nobody loves these things, but they are still very much a part of this crazy rollercoaster we call life.

 

Now don’t think I’m taking a stab at Smile’s post, it’s actually the contrary. I really respect Smile’s courage. Smile’s honesty is really admirable.

 

to be honest it tastes awful, I feel like throwing up.”

 

Smile doesn’t hide behind a veil of half-truths, Smile is honest and honestly… Smile… it must have been really hard to say that, I applaud your honesty.

 

The powdered cheese DOES smell AND taste like vomit and Smile made it EXACTLY as it says. NO, Smile didn;t make it wrong. For those of you thinking that I have a little quote for you…

 

Judge not lest you are Judge Judy

Judge not lest you are painting of Judge Judy

 

Okay, now we have that out of the way, I would just like to say I HAVE FOUND A WAY of improving that VOMIT taste and the answer is goon. This is how you do it…

 

Step 1: Purchase Kraft Easy Mac.

A bowl of macaroni and cheese made with goon

Classic cheese!

 

Step 2: Mix Pasta with 170ml of your favourite goon in a microwaveable safe bowl.

A bowl of macaroni and cheese made with goon

The most arty photo of goon mac & cheese you will EVER see

 

Step 3: Place bowl in microwave for 3-4 minutes (this is where you can be creative, the time is up to you).

A bowl of macaroni and cheese made with goon

Don’t judge the gross microwave

 

Step 4: Add the flavour sachet and you are ready to go!

A bowl of macaroni and cheese made with goon

Sachet is french for a small bag filled with cheese flavouring

 

The smell that the Goon Macaroni and Cheese creates in the microwave is pretty disgusting so be wary of that. Maybe try opening every window in the house, place the bowl in the microwave, cook the pasta, and then throw away the microwave. Other than that it actually tastes fine, it’s almost impossible to even tell there is wine in it.

 

So there you are Smile and if I could just correct one piece of your writing and please don’t take offense to this… :s should be :).

 

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