Goon Macaroni and Cheese | Goon Wine Food Pairing
Looking to pair some food with your goon wine? Well Why not have the goon IN THE FOOD!
“I thought I should try it cause everyone else likes it and the ads look really good..
but to be honest it tastes awful, I feel like throwing up. The powder cheese smells and tastes like vomit. I made it exactly as it says so no I didn;t make it wrong.
I don’t understand why people like it so much? :s”
Nobody likes it, it’s just a part of life. How much do you enjoy breathing? Bet you’ve never thought about it and blinking? Nobody loves these things, but they are still very much a part of this crazy rollercoaster we call life.
Now don’t think I’m taking a stab at Smile’s post, it’s actually the contrary. I really respect Smile’s courage. Smile’s honesty is really admirable.
“to be honest it tastes awful, I feel like throwing up.”
Smile doesn’t hide behind a veil of half-truths, Smile is honest and honestly… Smile… it must have been really hard to say that, I applaud your honesty.
The powdered cheese DOES smell AND taste like vomit and Smile made it EXACTLY as it says. NO, Smile didn;t make it wrong. For those of you thinking that I have a little quote for you…
“Judge not lest you are Judge Judy”
“Judge not lest you are painting of Judge Judy”
Okay, now we have that out of the way, I would just like to say I HAVE FOUND A WAY of improving that VOMIT taste and the answer is goon. This is how you do it…
Step 1: Purchase Kraft Easy Mac.
Step 2: Mix Pasta with 170ml of your favourite goon in a microwaveable safe bowl.
The most arty photo of goon mac & cheese you will EVER see
Step 3: Place bowl in microwave for 3-4 minutes (this is where you can be creative, the time is up to you).
Don’t judge the gross microwave
Step 4: Add the flavour sachet and you are ready to go!
Sachet is french for a small bag filled with cheese flavouring
The smell that the Goon Macaroni and Cheese creates in the microwave is pretty disgusting so be wary of that. Maybe try opening every window in the house, place the bowl in the microwave, cook the pasta, and then throw away the microwave. Other than that it actually tastes fine, it’s almost impossible to even tell there is wine in it.
So there you are Smile and if I could just correct one piece of your writing and please don’t take offense to this… :s should be :).