Rawson’s Retreat Shiraz Cabernet | Bottled Wine Review

Goon Sack Info
Amount	750ml
Standard Drinks per Cask	8
Alcoholic Content	13.5%
Average Price	$5

France – sans doute la capitale des vins du monde.

Pour rendre hommage à un tel lieu sacré, j’ai décidé d’écrire ce commentaire en français. Quelle? Vous ne pouvez pas lire le français. Eh bien pas tous mes commentaires sont écrits pour vous. Se dépasser. Apprenez-vous un trou ignorant le français et obtenir une partie de cette classe dans ton cul.

Le vin doit être examiné est la retraite du Rawson – Shiraz Cabernet. Et je sais ce que vous dites, cela ne Goon, blah. Eh bien, il est. Ainsi vous pouvez obtenir sur vous-même aussi bien. Si je peux prendre une bouteille pour 5 $, il est compagnon goon.

Pour un fiver je fus surpris par celui-ci. Non soufflé. Juste surpris. Ce qu’il n’a pas le goût cul. Il était très banal / fade, mais pas mal. Un peu comme votre ami de la famille Janice. Elle a toujours été si ennuyeux, mais elle est gentille et vous laissez aller. Est-ce que vous faire une personne de jugement? Oui. Janice est une personne trop et juste parce que vous pensez qu’elle est ennuyeux ne signifie pas tout le monde.

Janice…

Le mari de Janice, Derrick par exemple pense qu’elle est tout à fait intéressant. Assez intéressant pour commencer une vie avec en fait. Ainsi serait Derrick trouver ce vin intéressant? Il est difficile de dire, mais très probablement pas. Il est plus d’un buveur de bière. Il marche toujours vers moi et appuie ses lèvres jusqu’à mon oreille droite. Fermez assez que je peux sentir son souffle chaud. Il dit,

“Pssst, pssst. Gardez ce secret, mais je suis plus un gars de la bière. conserve également ce secret, mais quand je rentre du travail un vendredi, il n’y a rien que j’aime mieux que craquer un froid agréable.”

Il finit toujours par dire,

“Si vous parlez, vous êtes de la viande morte.”

Than il embrasse l’intérieur de mon oreille doucement et recule. Assis en silence pour le reste de la nuit.

Peut-être que s’il était un gars de vin qu’il le ferait, mais qui sait.

Pour 5 $, j’ai acheté une lecture avec assez bonne clarté, une couleur rouge riche et lisse, mais fade Shiraz Cabernet goût. Tous avec 8 standos là-dedans! Mettez ça dans votre pipe et fumez-le.

Le négatif est évidemment seulement obtenir un biberon plutôt que d’un sac de 4 litres. Mais vous ne pouvez pas tout avoir.

Dans l’ensemble de la retraite du Rawson – Shiraz Cabernet était très pas cher et boire très facile. Ça va dans mes livres. Juste correct cependant. Et ils sont mes livres, pas le vôtre.

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Warburn Estate Verdelho | Goon (Cask/Box Wine) Review

Goon Sack Info
Amount	4L
Standard Drinks per Cask	40
Alcoholic Content	12.5%
Average Price	$14

Who knows what a Verdelho is? The answer is nobody. So it is very possible that Warburn Estate has made up this wine. This fictional wine’s box reads:

‘Easy drinking at a BBQ with friends.’

This means nothing. Just the kind of nothingness a wine company would create to sell a fictitious wine to the public. What drink that is fit for human consumption is difficult to drink at a BBQ with friends? Even straight milk would go down a treat in that welcoming environment. I can’t believe that Warburn Estate think that little of us that they would try to pass this off.

The fabricated wine looked watered down, almost invisible. I’m not completely sure if it actually existed in my cup or if my mind just wanted it to be there. The smell of the fake wine was surprisingly pungent and sweet considering it didn’t exist and the taste was fruity and sweet with a hint of honey that lingered in your mouth. The taste was still very watery though; the previously mentioned tastes are there but hidden behind a wall of water.

There is no Verdelho

Even though Warburn Estate Verdelho is made up it would still make an okay mixer due to its watery-ness and lack of taste. I definitely do not recommend drinking it straight. It is an absolutely horrible wine.

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Golden Oak Medium Dry White | Goon (Cask/Box Wine) Review

Goon Sack Info
Amount	4L
Standard Drinks per Cask	30
Alcoholic Content	9.5%
Average Price	$9.99

Generously pouring this wine into a glass, I realised Golden Oak wine is always very cordial looking.
Obviously you don’t expect an $11 wine to be a work of art, but when using it while dining alfresco,
looks are a huge thing. By alfresco dining, I obviously mean drinking on my porch, sitting on a stool.
Don’t get me wrong though, it is definitely worth a purchase. On the palate the wine is very mild,
elegant and engaging. Perfect for parties full of people you hate. This wine goes down with ease,
now you can escape their painful chats about their depressing lives and disappointing children.

Originally you were not so cynical, but the years have caught up and now you would love to forgo
any type of party or social gathering. It was the marriages that did it, 8 is too many. Oh, that drama
kills. 34 children between them. That’s a lot of mouths to feed - that’s a lot of balls to kick.

Many times you wondered if it was a mistake. “Another marriage can’t hurt,” you said with sarcasm. 
Eventually you became addicted to the rush. That wedding day, the excitement, you were aware 
distrust and disappointment were yet to come, but on that day it was perfect. You sauntered 
individually down the aisle. All eyes were on you and that is how you liked it. Next, a craving - sushi. 
Until you could eat that foreign delicacy, you couldn’t get your mind back in the game. Finding tofu, 
mouth met food. You forgot about your original craving, kissed, and became Mr and Mrs Capsicum.

Don’t worry about your surname, you tell yourself. No one thinks about it. But they do, it’s a dud.
Risking the relationship you tell this to your partner. You break up. Now you can begin looking for
yet another partner. The wedding cycle continues and will continue until your death day. Lucky.

While you might be asking yourself, what does that story have to do with the delicious wine? Sorrow
has many faces, just like a box of wine. 6 to be exact. But what resides inside these faces is the truth,
it is life, it is wine. So overall I want to say that this wine is okay, I would go as far to say it’s quasi
terrific. However, there are many other wines in the same price range I would be buying first. Not
everyone has the same taste, so try it and tell us what you think. Only if you’re the reviewing type.

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