Wines | Goon (Box Wine) Reviews

Wines | Goon (Box Wine) Reviews

I think we can all admit that goon is the most quintessentially Australian drink. Goon is the beverage equivalent of The Castle.However, not all goon is good. Luckily for you, we here at the Good Goon Guide have done the hard yards for you – our goon (box wine) reviews take into account appearance, taste, goon to mixer ratio and most importantly price, so you can enjoy a delicious goon at the right price.

Try them out and leave a review while you’re at it!

If you would like to send us suggestions on a new goon to review, send them through to goodgoonguide@gmail.com or if you want to learn some recipes for your goon they can be found here!

Enjoy!

  • Wines

    A bottle of Rawson's Retreat Shiraz Cabernet

    Rawson’s Retreat Shiraz Cabernet

    'Pssst, pssst. Gardez ce secret, mais je suis plus un gars de la bière. conserve également ce secret, mais quand je rentre du travail un vendredi, il n'y a rien que j'aime mieux que craquer un froid agréable.'

    A bottle of Sandpiper Barossa Shiraz

    Sandpiper Barossa Shiraz 2011

    'It’s the Carlton Banks to Will Smith relationship that seemed to happen a lot in sitcoms made in the late 80’s to early 90’s.'

    A bottle of Diamond Nights Spumante

    Diamond Nights Spumante

    'As soon as I had taken the little metal clasp off the top, the cork shot out passed my head and dented the roof'

    A glass of Stanley Wines Fruity Lexia

    Stanley Fruity Lexia

    'The colour was a pale yellow, almost like urine passed through somebody who doesn’t drink very much water.'

    Goon being poured into cup. Wine being poured into cup. White wine poured into glass. Flow of white wine. Flow of Goon. Goon flow.

    Berri Estates Fruity Gordo

    'The wine comes in a massive 5 litre cask which will impress even the most hesitant member of the opposite sex at any party or social gathering.'

    Goon being poured into cup. Wine being poured into cup. White wine poured into glass. Flow of white wine. Flow of Goon. Goon flow.

    Nine Below Shiraz

    'With the powers of scientifically engineered grape skins and low glycemic index program, how could NineBelow do anything but please?'