Wines | Goon (Box Wine) Reviews
I think we can all admit that goon is the most quintessentially Australian drink. Goon is the beverage equivalent of The Castle. However, not all goon is good. Luckily for you, we here at the Good Goon Guide have done the hard yards for you – our goon (box wine) reviews take into account appearance, taste, goon to mixer ratio and most importantly price, so you can enjoy a delicious goon at the right price.
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Goon Sack Reviews
'Pssst, pssst. Gardez ce secret, mais je suis plus un gars de la bière. conserve également ce secret, mais quand je rentre du travail un vendredi, il n'y a rien que j'aime mieux que craquer un froid agréable.'
'Who knows what a Verdelho is? The answer is nobody.'
'Until you could eat that foreign delicacy, you couldn’t get your mind back in the game.'
‘No, I need a wine for ALL barbeque meat.’
'THIS WINE HAS VALUE COMIN OUT THE YING YANG.'
'Unfortunately, like an artist lacking a pencil dark enough to shade with, this was not 2b.'
'I would definitely recommend it to an over 50’s married, maybe divorce, elderly woman. A Helen Mirren type.'
'What is this company? Some kind of wine making Richard Branson?'
'The taste reminded me of Granny Smith apple skins'
'The kind of Christmas people brag about'
'I have been known to whip out a classy sack or two'
'Who really likes Gerard Butler anyway?'
'The main reason I would suggest buying this wine is for use in Sangria.'
'I can assure you that you've never tasted a Lexia like this (unless you've tasted this one).'
'The type of goon you drink when your work requires you to wear a suit.'
'If I had to describe this wine in one word... probably.. filth.'
'Rocky Balboa was an underdog and he was WORLD CHAMPION.'
'Unlike Steven Seagal and Don Cheadle, the wine is very sweet'
'It’s the Carlton Banks to Will Smith relationship that seemed to happen a lot in sitcoms made in the late 80’s to early 90’s.'
'The flying car is what people want to see, start with the flying car'
'Especially good for people trying goon for the first time.'
'The cask tasted good, like goon, but not strong goon and smelt sweet, like white wine.'
'As soon as I had taken the little metal clasp off the top, the cork shot out passed my head and dented the roof'
'The colour was a pale yellow, almost like urine passed through somebody who doesn’t drink very much water.'
'The wine comes in a massive 5 litre cask which will impress even the most hesitant member of the opposite sex at any party or social gathering.'
'don't count out any wine if it's cheap or free.'
'Coolabah Crisp Dry White is a stock standard goon.'
'With the powers of scientifically engineered grape skins and low glycemic index program, how could NineBelow do anything but please?'
'it's cheap and the taste reminds me of Christmas.'
'best served neat, on the rocks or from a bag hanging from a clothes line.'