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The best goon (box wine) recipes as reviewed by the Good Goon Guide
Goon is usually a delicious drink, don’t get us wrong, but like snow flakes, no 2 goons are the same. Some may require just a little bit of help in the flavour department, that is where our goon recipes come in!
Sometimes we take actual cocktail recipes and replace the spirit with box wine (because we are classy), sometimes we make them up as we go, either way they all get reviewed and can be found below. Try them out and leave a review while you’re at it!
If you would like to send us suggestions on new goon recipes send them through to email@example.com
Goon (Box Wine) Recipes
'The soft drink did not taste like Fruit Tingles'
'This was actually a vodka cocktail, I just replaced the vodka with goon. ALL CLASS.'
'Don’t be surprised if a tear forms in your eye, or you get a warmness in that cold heart of yours.'
'hey Kirk, you’ve done a good job bud'
'So it was decided, we left to (Leo) Getz us some apple juice.'
'Sno Top and goon is still pretty GOOD, it’s just not GREAT'
'For a mix that was born from left overs, it was pretty damn good'
'Put in the Toffee Apple and gulp and then chew on the coconut pulp'
'It didn’t taste much like goon or rum, somehow the two drinks had combined into some kind of disgusting hybrid flavour'
'Goldberg farts and Charlie can’t get enough.'
'what better ingredient to mix with goon on Christmas'
'Gives me hope that there are still undiscovered treasures waiting to be mixed'
'I was sceptical from the beginning, but by the end of the night I had a ‘lime crush’'
'I am currently on a diet and was wondering if there is any goon mixes that will not force me to pack on the pound-age?’
'Plastic cups are the best choice for drinking goon because you WILL drop it'
'I even had a pun lined up… ‘Crantastic Mr. Fox’'
'Before mixing we tried combining the names of goon and Coke, but either way you do it, they sound racist.'
‘This tastes better than the Sangria I had the other night.’
'a lot like the hit T.V show ‘Everybody Likes Raymond,’ it can become very boring, fast.'
'However I did pay $2 for a tiny can and for that price I’d rather not taste watered down Dr Pepper.'
'we liked the two mixes on their own and because we had come up with the name Rars and Sars which we liked a lot.'
‘Riding a horse is like dancing, you gotta feel the rhythm and move with it’
'most likely what he was drinking in that scene of Con-Air when he leaves the bar and murders that guy.'
'At $3 a bottle it left me a bit light in the wallet, but let me tell you, it was well worth it'
'it was embarrassing for the milk.'
'Now I don’t want to understate just how bad this drink tasted, it was HORRIBLE.'
'The mistake here was mixing the two; like convict transportation and aeroplanes, some things mix with disastrous consequences.'
'Our original intentions were to make a Sangria, for our bi-monthly Spanish themed night'
‘It’s not often that you can say a tall glass of goon saved my life, but if you’re planning on traveling to Africa, YOU NOW CAN.’
‘der bad for ur teeth lyk all fizzy drinks, i fink dey are bad 4 ur health cos der not exactly da healthy kind of fingbut der good for makin people HYPER!!!!’
'does not really look fit for human consumption, but hey, don’t worry about it.'
'by the end of the glass you'll find yourself wiping away the tears of joy and reaching out for another glass'
'works out netter value at the supermarket.'
‘Just like SA, I guess it’s OK.’
'you have to find the perfect balance (metaphor for life)'
'any one can afford it, even my great uncle Susan.'
'I was stuck with ‘there’s a tap around the back.’
'minus points due to the box having strange photos of men with weird hands and women feeding pigeons'
'goon and beer is a double barreled shot gun of flavour'
'provides the perfect cover for drinking in all kinds of socially unacceptable locations'