Welcome to the Good Goon Guide - the guide for good goon
At the GoodGoonGuide we take drinking cheap wine to a level that few others even attempt to achieve.
We take the best (and more often than not, the worst) wines available and put them through our rigorous review system.
If we have missed your favourite goon or goon mix, feel free to write a review and email it through to us at email@example.com.
The drinks will be rated on these key quality points:
COST: A cheap goon is a good goon.
APPEARANCE: Because no one wants to drink a cup full of ugly.
TASTE: Big taste equals big points.
RATIO: How much goon can be added before it starts to taste like poison.